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Cog Demotivational Poster

A magical place -

TAGS: nut job recognition
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:12 am
Wanna see my sound proof basement?
GaryO - August 23, 2013, 9:47 pm
Just one? I got like six goin'
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 9:43 pm
Hey, a little like me! My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges



TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by flint

flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm



TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Roamer

R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!


Precognition -

TAGS: foreknowledge precognition rockfall
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 9:38 pm
My query: I5 he reading tomorrow's obituaries? Or, is he reading the historical incident at Benson Rock - which would also be in tomorrow's newspaper.


TAGS: study obvious things cognitive test
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

5butjam - May 28, 2012, 2:13 pm
Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!
Bull - May 28, 2012, 8:47 am
I think all he was saying is that you've got A.D.D.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 8:47 pm
not sure if calling me homo***ual or a penguin
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 5:48 pm
Sorry, you caught it all wrong!! noises coming from half of us will be similar to 'fap fap fap' or... wait... that was a trick question wa5n't it??
gas - May 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
or maybe you're just stunned.. and about to burn your fingers xD
Rick69 - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
FANTASTIC... Only our resident Pengen can do such a thing... I also like how I say nothing whatsoever... "Better to keep mouth closed & be thought a fool than to open it & remove all doubt"... : )
Sho - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Motifake? Not even a slight twist on the truth (bahahaha).


TAGS: incognizant parent
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 30, 2012, 10:26 am
Well, I’m not following ya Mao…but then, I don’t much follow anyone these days….unless they have a spectacularly formed hind end…of which I seriously doubt you have….right Mao?…Mao?
maoworks2 - October 30, 2012, 8:35 am
NO Drink Sorry In My Hand.
maoworks2 - October 30, 2012, 8:34 am
Ware's the Captain It's 8 AM And Drink In My Hand .
maoworks2 - October 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
I'll Drink But I Don't Want To Go To School.

On The Office Bathroom Bulliten Board -

TAGS: appreciate absurdity day calendar cognitive urinal test
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Krickit - April 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Holy run on sentence batman

Conformist -



YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......

Years of Service -

TAGS: recognition management flying under the radar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:57 am
And usually followed by, pack UP your stuff...you're fired!
concern3 - February 17, 2016, 3:35 am
Sadly True but a 5er
GaryO - February 17, 2016, 12:39 am
Shades of the movie Office Space....reminds me, time to get the ol' VCR out


TAGS: villain hero cognitive dissonance clown
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:35 am
Well done, Igv! The person disrupting my life right now, sees himself as a hero, justifying his actions with excuses and flawed logic worthy of Obama. He is indeed, a fool! 5 lions raising coffee cups in a toast!
lgvernon - February 5, 2015, 3:41 pm

The Joker's motivation was his psych**ic desire to destroy social order. He believed chaos was better and so was the hero in his own story. Thanks!
Silverheart - February 5, 2015, 2:50 pm

and heeeyyyyy.....
Silverheart - February 5, 2015, 2:50 pm

Except the Joker. Which is what makes him such a great villain IMO - he takes such great joy in being the villain